1: Royal Wedding Reusable Bag, £10, from Cath Kidston Put your bangers in a Kate & Wills bag when you go do your shopping next time.
2: Novelty Kate and William Royal Wedding Tea Bags, £4.95 for set of two, from Liberty A dunk-a-dunk-dunk.
3: Royal Wedding Commemorative Mug ‘ Thanks For The Day Off’, £12, from John Lewis No one is more grateful than me. I’m in Australia, missing the whole thing. Thanks Kate & Wills!
4: Royal Wedding Commemorative Mug ‘It Should Have Been Me’, £12, from John Lewis Because every probably girl dreamt about being his princess at one point. Before he lost his hair.
5: Royal Wedding Commemorative Facebook Mug, 12, from John Lewis Like.
6: New Love Club Royal t–shirt, £25, from Selfridges The hot new (unisex) T-shirt label New Love Club have made this cheeky Kate T-shirt exclusively for Selfridges. Not sure if Granny Liz will approve though.
7: Princess Catherine Royal Engagement Doll, £35, from Hamleys She may not have much of a resemblance to Kate, but she is wearing clothes in collaboration with 7 British designers. £1 for every sale goes to Help for Heroes. Her “Catherine dress” was created by Pussy Willow, she’s carrying an exact replica of the Aspinal of London gold Eaton clutch, the pink fascinator is by Katherine Elizabeth Millinery, a ring by Babette Wasserman and her shoes are by Beatrix Ong. Might be for little girls, but I secretly kind of want one now.
8: Bark Crown Ring Set, £95, from Go-British.co.uk She might get the crown one day, but you can get the rings right now. Much better if you ask me.
9: Royal Wedding Sick Bags, £3 each, from Lydia Leith For when you just can’t handle it no more.
10: Pale Blue Flag Bunting Ankle Socks, £3.50, from Topshop Perfect foot accessory to your Royal Wedding Party.
11: Royal Wedding Tote Bag by Simeon Farrar, £85, from Liberty “God Save The King and His Queen” Exclusive to Liberty, by the man who once also did that Sex Pistols cover.